put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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