dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I feel like death gave me a hand job
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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