We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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