sorry about calling you the devil all night.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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