Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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