Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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