Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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