Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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