do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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