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Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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