Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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