Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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