Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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