D3 body, D1 cock
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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