just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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