i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
