So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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