You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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