My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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