Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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