How drunk are you??
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!