There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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