He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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