i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You need a sexual gate keeper
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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