butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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