its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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