i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
