Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He has the fingertips of a God
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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