Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You made out with two different species that night
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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