You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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