You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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