He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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