I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
It's just like the Real World with babies
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Randomize
