There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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