no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
