i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
My butt remains clenched, sir.