So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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