carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"