Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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