Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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