And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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