ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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