dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Randomize
