i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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