She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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