her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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