Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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