My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I don't deserve a penis
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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