And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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