I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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