Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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