Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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