i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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