I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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