They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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