i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
COCAINE IS GR8
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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