Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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