i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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